One of the small pleasures of my religiously sheltered teenage life was watching Tim Curry strut his stuff in “The Rocky Horror Picture Show’. It was a devious fun, an “OMG, I can’t believe I’m watching this” fun. The group dances were even more so. My mom would have put olive oil crosses on my forehead for days if she knew I was consuming this ‘devil’ cross-dressing show.

So, when I saw these beautiful photos in my Tumblr feed, I squealed. I hope you do too.

One particular highlight: 

How Not To Creep Tim Curry Out In Gelsons By DTCWYSD

1. Don’t shout ‘OMFG FRANK N FURTER!’ 

2. Don’t shout ‘I SWEAR TO GOD I’M NOT STALKING YOU’.

3. Don’t exclaim ‘HOLY FUCK YOU’RE TIM CURRY!’ 

4. Don’t stare into his shopping cart and start laughing hysterically whilst repeating ‘Splenda – everyone loves Splenda – I’m looking at Tim Curry’s Splenda. This Splenda I’m looking at is GOING HOME TO LIVE WITH TIM CURRY. Wow. Splenda’ 

5. Don’t try and climb into his shopping cart. 

6. Don’t try and climb into his shopping cart whilst chanting “buy me, Tim Curry! Buy me!! BUY ME, TIM CURRY!”

7. Don’t lick his face. 

8. Don’t start unbuckling his belt. 

9. Don’t start unbuckling YOUR belt. 

10 Don’t start hyperventilating.

11. Don’t start hyperventilating whilst unbuckling his belt.

12. Don’t start hyperventilating whilst unbuckling YOUR belt.

13. Don’t creep up behind him and sniff his hair. 

14. Don’t creep up behind him at all. 

15. Don’t say ‘You’re him? Aren’t you?’

Wait there’s more, here . . .